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    why you want to be a cop

    Post by Mrblack0301 on Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:54 am

    women gets pulled over on her way to work . the cop asks the ussual
    question why are you in such a hurry. the women replies that she is late
    for work and he cuts her off and says I suppose you have a really
    important job like a doctor where
    it a matter of life and death that you be there huh. the lady says no
    accually I am a asshole stretcher. the cop says an asshole stretcher
    what is that. she says it is where you start with one finger and then work in a second until you got your whole hand in there and then the other hand and you keep
    stretching until it is about six foot. the cop says well what do you do
    with a six foot asshole? the lady says give them a gun and badge and have them pull people over that are late for work

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