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    Bed room conversation!

    Post by Mrblack0301 on Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:54 am

    Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

    Wife: I can't sleep without it.

    Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

    Wife: Because I'm Hot.

    Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.

    Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

    Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

    Wife: You don't love me anymore.

    Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

    Wife: Booooooo ..!(Sob-Sob)

    Husband: Alright, I'll do it.

    Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

    Husband: I can't find it.

    Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it.

    Husband: There. Are you satisfied?

    Wife: Oh, yes, honey.

    Husband: Is it up far enough?

    Wife: Oh, that's fine.

    Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself. More Dirty Jokes...

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